Holy Shit on a Cracker!

Lookie! I’m being a good little lass and doing another blog post. I’m told I’m to be rewarded, though I haven’t been told what that reward will be as of yet. Keeping my fingers crossed for something thick and juicy. Erm, I’m talking about a steak, pervs!

By the way, I should tell you my blog title has nothing at all to do with the actual post. Though I did find crackers doing this . . .

That’s just disturbing. And that thing’s nose, or snout, or trunk, or whatever it is looks like it should be between its legs. I’m not saying, I’m just saying.

Okay, so here’s the deal. I’m told people want more of me and that I need to remind everyone where they can find me.

*cricket, cricket, cricket*

Right. So, just in case . . . you can find me on Instagram @ theclparker and Twitter @theclparker. You can also find me on Facebook @ CL Parker. Please be forewarned that I do not silence anyone on my page, and I will not unless they attack someone directly or get all morally distorted and shit. Also, know that I post things that can be edgy. Yes, let’s call it edgy. Which may or may not (read: usually does) include half naked men, and sometimes women.

Oh, and if you want to know what I’m listening to, you can follow me on Spotify – which I’m in LURVE with, by the way. I post my current project playlist there.

So, there you have it. If you want me, you know where to find me. And don’t be afraid to say, “I’m your biggest stalker.” Say it loud and be proud!

FLYAS!

~clp~