Jack CL's Style Winner!!!

Guess what today is ... That's right, RELEASE DAY!!!!

In honor of today, and because I'm crazy busy, I ran a contest for my street team, Parker's Pimpin' Posse, to be able to Jack CL's Style and blog. The following is the winning post from Nikki Thomson.

Pulling up on my vintage Harley, I kill the engine before approaching the podium, gently pushing CL Parker out of the way.

What is up my crazy ass, sassy beotches?!?  I am here to give our divalicious CL Parker a bit of a break.  What, with her working the streets so hard these days, her sweet cheeks are whipped!!  No!  I don’t mean that way! Sheesh!  I mean working with her Street TEAM!  You know, for the imminent release of her new book?  And there is a porntastic amount of RELEASE to be had!!!  Wait, whaddya mean who am I and what am I talking about??  Whoa..whoa…WHOA!  Lemme back this bus up a few stops then.

My name is Dez and my best friend is Lanie Talbot.  Well, I kinda like her and shit, so I guess that makes her my best babe.

And she’s one of the most selfless people I have ever met.

And then, of course, there is Noah Crawford ...

And that’s all I’m gonna say ‘bout him for now.

And throughout it all, this is what happened to both CL and Lanie, at least as I saw it.

I mean, for reals, this guy danced them both around a bit.  And so CL, who is normally like this

Was suddenly like this

But then a wicked funny thing happened…

And then this…

And this…

And thissss…….

And before you know it, my best babe was hooked, like BIG TIME.

And this was about the time I stopped watching.  Ok, maybe I peeked, through my fingers, once or twice.

I mean, could you really blame me?  He IS a specimen, even if I think he’s an ass.

But, despite my warnings, there was a lot of that.  As in, tons. Often and repeatedly.  So naturally, there was a lot of this…

And if you think that is bad, you should see what CL looks like!

And then there was some of this too….

And I think even Lanie was caught!

So, there you have it.  The natural progression of the creator and her creation in A Million Dirty Secrets.  And oh, don’t worry.  You’ll get some more of me in the next round, A Million Guilty Pleasures.  Cuz I love ya and shit. J    

Pinch Me, I'm Dreaming

So I'm a little late on this, but I still had to share. Look at whose mainstream debut made RT Magazine's September 2013 issue with the TOP PICK! for Erotic Romance!!!!!

Seriously, when I first saw it via a post to my street team, Parker Pimpin' Posse, by Chelle Olson, I was like . . .  

*Pay no attention to all themz chinz ;)*

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE . . .

Publisher's Weekly . . . THE Publisher's Weekly . . . had this to say about A MILLION DIRTY SECRETS:

“Smoldering sex scenes and a cliffhanger ending will have erotica fans panting for more.”—Publishers Weekly

Y'all really want to read it now, right? Please, oh please, oh please read it!!! And you can even get it a day before everyone else!!! True story.

For those of you who may not be aware, Random House (I still get a little giddy whenever I use their name because they're MY publishing house, what-what?!) is allowing Joseph-Beth Booksellers in Lexington, KY to do a book launch on 8/26/2013 at 7:00 PM EST, which is actually the day BEFORE the official release. I will be there to say a few words and try to make y'all want m'body . . . erm, that is to say my body of work. And I'll even sign it. P.S. I'll also be signing boobs, but cleavage only.

If you can't be there - or if you're a stalker (okay by me) - I'll also be making an appearance at Books-A-Million in Louisville, KY on 8/31/2013 at 3:00 PM EST.

And if that still isn't enough CLP for ya, you can catch me at ScareFest in Lexington, KY 9/13-15th. I'm not the only attraction there. Seriously, it's one of the nation's largest horror and paranormal conventions. I'm looking forward to the stargazing, myself.

But iffin' you can't make it to any of these places, no worries. You can pick up A MILLION DIRTY SECRETS from your neighborhood bookstore (and if they don't have it, you should totally demand they carry it), or you can order it online. In fact, you can pre-order both A MILLION DIRTY SECRETS and A MILLION GUILTY PLEASURES now!!! Just go to my website and scroll to the bottom for handy-dandy links to all your favorite retailers.

Stay tuned to this bat channel for more promotional goodness, headed your way. And as always, THANK YOU for your continued support! You have no idea how very much it means.

Your New Book Boyfriend: Noah Crawford

Do you know Noah Crawford from my newest series, Million Dollar Duet? Would you like to get to know him before anyone else? Well, you can. For those of you who aren't familiar with the Duet, let me give you an introduction. 

Noah Crawford is a drop-dead gorgeous business mogul who has virtually everything he wants – everything, that is, except a woman to satisfy his most basic physical needs. But after things with his ex went south and left him with an irreparable broken heart, Noah isn’t looking to get involved in a serious relationship ever again. Which is why he jumps at the opportunity to enter into a two-year contract with Lanie Talbot, a sexy 24-year-old virgin who, in exchange for $2 million, has agreed to make herself available to him whenever and however he wants. Both may have their own reasons for signing onto the terms, but what neither of them ever expected was to fall in love. Now, they’ll have to attempt to keep the truth of their relationship from everyone else, including Lanie’s family and a business partner whose goal is to take everything Noah holds dear.

Get to know Noah before the rest of the world does when A MILLION DIRTY SECRETS releases on 8/27/2013. You can become a friend on his page at the link below, and follow his journey leading up to the first time he met Lanie Talbot. Interact with him, flirt a little, and get an insider's view. 

Please remember to be respectful and play nice. For those of you who might need a reminder, Noah is not a real person, but his characterization will be properly represented.

Noah is on Instagram and Twitter!

Also, don't forget to follow my website for updates!